Andy's dog ate his Presenter Questionnaire (At least thats what he told me) so here are his own made up questions and answers! - Ed

Star sign
Leo the Lion


Do you reckon you’re tall or short?
Well Short

What’s the first album you bought, and why that one?
It was on old "Top Of The Pops" album with a half naked lady on the front
- it was all cover versions and had leo Sayer and the Wombles on!


Where would be your perfect holiday destination?
Walking to Machu Piccu with the other half.

Any holiday anecdotes?
Me and my mate Adam running out of a bar in Iceland after some Lonely
Drunk Norwegien Fishermen took a liking to us!

What’s your favourite tipple?
JD

Prefer a take away or eating out?
Eating out....lol

Best live act you’ve ever seen? When and Where was it?
I prefer Comedy Gigs, Billy Connoly @ Hammersmith Apollo in January was
amazing.

Any party tricks?
Always have some good card tricks up my sleeve :)

Early mornings or late nights?
Late nights.

Any hobbies?
Walking with the dog, Reading, Writing, Arty Stuff, Music of course,
Fish-Keeping, Magic and lots of other geeky stuff.

Who’d you most like to interview?
Andy Nyman - (Update: Andy got to meet him in February! - Ed)

What’s your life ambition?
Own a Goat.

Who’d be your top dinner party guests (dead or alive)?
I'd prefer them alive.

What are you most scared of?
My other half.

Is the pint glass half full or half empty?
Definitely half empty and time for a re-fill

Any celebrity stories?
Yes, but I'm sworn to secrecy.

On a scale of 1-10 please your DIY skills?
3 – in practise, but 5 for efffort. I laid a patio at home, it ended up
slightly wonky apparently, I can't see it myself.

How are you most likely to spend your day off?
doing jobs I've put off.

How would your best friend describe you in three words?
Waste of space

Tell us an intersting piece of Trivia?
The Male Deep Sea Angler fish latches onto his mate with his teeth and
then starts to disappear. Scales, bones, blood vessels all merge into those
of the female. After a few weeks, all that's left of the male are the
testes hanging off the female's side, supplying her with his genes. Now
that's commitment!

That's interesting, go on, tell us another then clever-clogs..
Hedgehogs are immune to arsenic.

What would you most like to remembered for?
Being me, and knowing stupid facts about fish and Hedgehogs.

Which actor would play you in a film of your life?
Reece Shearsmith

Any special skills?
I can move things with my mind.

First job?
Machine Pressing Bearings into Axles at Nissan.

First job in radio?
P.R @ Hospital Radio

Have you ever stolen anything from a hotel room?
Yep - Bathrobes, Towels and a door.

How many points do you have on your driving licence?
None, I'm a good lad.

What did you want to be when you where younger?
A Chef - in the Navy.

Would you ever go on Big Brother and Why?
No - it's evil.Didn't you know?

Ever had an accident that put you in hospital?
Yes - I cut off a finger when I was 8...

If you won £20 in a packet of crisps, what would you buy?
More Crisps - just in case.

Have you ever 'Googled' your own name?
Haha - shamefully yes, I used to play football for Sheffield Wednesday and
Huddersfield apparently!

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Twitter.